"I'll Put On Weight" a parody to "Heaven Can Wait"

Published on: Wed, 18 Jun 2008 13:45:34 -0700

I've always found it a lot of fun to write parodies to different songs, and I think I've written like over a 100 different parodies...mostly to MJ's songs or to other artists' songs about MJ and the fans. So this is one of the parodies I've done. It is not meant to offend anyone...it was basically inspired by my own love for candy. I'm a real "candy addict"! LOL! Gotta have my daily piece of chocolate!! So I just wrote the parody for fun. Enjoy! LOL! I'LL PUT ON WEIGHT (Original song "Heaven Can Wait" from Michael Jackson's Invincible album) Didn't I say NO?! *angry* You just leave now all my candy alone!! I don't care if I don't fit in a swimsuit I just eat all day Though you all say I'll put on weight Oh, if my pants get tight and start to burst I don't care, I'll just start wearing skirts LOL! Every chance I'll take To eat all day And put on weight Ice cream and Tarts Marshmallows I don't want no damn vegetables No rabbit food I won't eat any of them stupid vegetables My stomach's crying out for some real greasy sauce If you serve salad's too I will spit on you Bring me fatty food And bring me milk shakes If the lard is on the plate It is okay Who cares if I am stout?! And can't bend my knees? Can't see my toes? Give me my jelly beans If Weight Watchers came for me I'd tell them NO!!! LOL! You just leave now all my candy alone Unthinkable Me sipping tea And eating some apricots *Pfffftttt....roll eyes* LOL! And wearing tights at home Trying to move my bones I don't care if I am round I'm big and I am proud So just BEAT IT, girl!! Who says I still can't wear my sexy underwear?! LOL! If you can't take my weight So then just look elsewhere I eat what pleases me If Weight Watchers came for me I'd tell them..... NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL! By summer

Author: summerviolins
Keywords: parody michael jackson heaven can wait
Added: June 18, 2008